IT WAS DREAMT OF...

IT WAS LONG WANTED...

AMD NOW IT'S YOURS!

Introducing the Personal Spamton '97

YOUR NEW ASSISTANT, AND YOUR NEW BEST PAL!

SAY GOODBYE TO STRESS, ABDOMINAL PAIN IN YOUR GUTS, AND DIFFICULTY USING YOUR PERSONAL COMPUTER!

SPAMTON IS HERE TO HELP! AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM WITH YOUR SOUL AND YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS!

WHAT? DON'T TRUST US? JUST LOOK AT THESE REVIEWS AND SEE WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS HAVE TO SAY!!!

I MEAN ISN'T THIS ENOUGH ALREADY? JUST DOWNLOAD OUR APP PLEASEI 'MSTARVING DOWNLOAD OUR APP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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